A blog of the eating adventures of a manaconda.Tumblr (3.0; @gabeeats)http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2b6141287a27314552f1a8e95d6fcd4/tumblr_mlxx2dypt91r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe eats a wild boar sausage at Rosamunde Sausage Grill in Oakland. Gabe says it’s “pretty good”.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/49050502308http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/49050502308Sat, 27 Apr 2013 17:49:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/853c41ff7401ae3365516a0b4dc1fb01/tumblr_mkhntcuFR31r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe eats the Hollywood omelet at The Corner while delivering a passionate monologue about how annoyed he is with animal rescue efforts on Facebook. “While you posted that, hundreds of other animals were killed in the shelter. Why is that one so special?” Deep thoughts, Gabe.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/46693472026http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/46693472026Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:33:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a82e18838a6422bd04547c9df3e03045/tumblr_miqu20Ixiq1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe eats a latin omelet while nursing his hangover at The Corner.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/43923745041http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/43923745041Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:22:25 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce475322018eeecabf0d656d54a06052/tumblr_mip8kfUDVP1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe Martinez has a pastrami Rachel from The Schmuck With A Truck. Here, he has been capture groaning in pleasure and moaning, “OH GOD THIS IS SHO FUCKING GOOD!”</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/43847890561http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/43847890561Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:39:01 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1612ed10e41c217a5f71fbb0c78d1552/tumblr_mi1dug8LG81r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Martinez basks in the disgusting glory of unagi sushi at Kabuki, which we may never return to due to shoddy quality. Our server has a tattoo of Korea on his arm, though.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/42813473902http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/42813473902Sun, 10 Feb 2013 19:31:21 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8ad9bffb40a92695341e5525855e66f/tumblr_mhmn1kviX71r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe is delighted to hear about the club performance experiences of the people behind him as he eats his tenshin chahan at Kouraku.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/42160379613http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/42160379613Sat, 02 Feb 2013 20:26:29 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afd72873103dcf8e4a2027bd3125a10d/tumblr_mh9m9nk4R91r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe eats silkworm soup at Dan Sung Sa in K-Town. It tastes like cow tongue, which I don’t like.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/41578059238http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/41578059238Sat, 26 Jan 2013 19:39:56 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/adf98de4cbb026b8275d6e658c76a4e0/tumblr_mf5cseqWlS1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe Martinez devours his People’s Burger at The Corner while explaining why he wants Fred Phelps to have a cybernetic body and live forever.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/38101089819http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/38101089819Sun, 16 Dec 2012 15:18:17 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meai64PYEp1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe prefers to look like a homicidal maniac while eating his tenshin chahan at Kouraku this evening. Frankly, it kind of creeps me out.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/36868725132http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/36868725132Thu, 29 Nov 2012 22:44:29 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzp0fPx7X1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Martinez has The Stubby while listening to men who clearly think they’re in a gangster movie at Roscoe’s Chicken And Waffles.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/36421995492http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/36421995492Sat, 24 Nov 2012 02:22:21 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpcsabpTm1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe Martinez is srs about his Latin omelette at The Corner.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/36014559510http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/36014559510Sun, 18 Nov 2012 13:23:35 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxjm0EHsU1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe eats a Latin omelet at The Corner. This is shortly after I asked him to look handsome, which he always does by raising his eyebrows and squinting. I have to take his picture when he’s done with that.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/34925096084http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/34925096084Sat, 03 Nov 2012 13:56:41 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmgi2bdAr1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Barely awake Martinez orders a BUild Your Own Omelet at The Corner.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/34514152609http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/34514152609Sun, 28 Oct 2012 14:17:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maqukyP32W1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe Martinez is drunk, and he would like to tell me how disappointed he is that no one ever draws zombies in stage three of composition: the bloat stage. Over some eel sushi, no less.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/32039353306http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/32039353306Sat, 22 Sep 2012 02:05:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magqdi4mfi1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe is sleepy and confused as I barrage him with information about Mongols while he eats his omelet.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/31687470334http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/31687470334Sun, 16 Sep 2012 13:17:26 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma60dmvjL61r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe noms some garlic naan at Crown of India.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/31315186607http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/31315186607Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:00:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma41jk4j3r1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gabe nomnomnoms on some steak and eggs at Pann’s.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/31243348256http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/31243348256Sun, 09 Sep 2012 16:39:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1u4sLfTp1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sleepy Martinez is almost finished with his Latin omelet at The Corner. He needs more coffee.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/31147101751http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/31147101751Sat, 08 Sep 2012 13:21:25 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9rg8bvxLX1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submarine commander Gabe delves into some grilled baby octopus.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/30784286205http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/30784286205Sun, 02 Sep 2012 21:30:34 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9nrphtCJq1r4p056o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A very special Spontaneous Food Truck edition of Gabe Eats: Gabe makes short work of the kalbi bun from the Bun Truck and dances to terrible dance pop.</p>http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/30640826789http://gabeeats.tumblr.com/post/30640826789Fri, 31 Aug 2012 21:31:41 -0700