Gabe eats a BYOO at The Corner while being despondent and sleepy. Wake up, Gabe!

Gabe eats a BYOO at The Corner while being despondent and sleepy. Wake up, Gabe!

Gabe eats a Big Boy omelet at The Corner while we discuss how he is immune to nostalgia.

Gabe eats a Big Boy omelet at The Corner while we discuss how he is immune to nostalgia.

Gabe eats tenshin chahan and ika geso at Kouraku while a master of cookery whips up oily delights in the kitchen and we are surrounded by drunken Japanese. Incidentally, the asian people sitting next to us have heinous chopstick manners.

Gabe eats tenshin chahan and ika geso at Kouraku while a master of cookery whips up oily delights in the kitchen and we are surrounded by drunken Japanese. Incidentally, the asian people sitting next to us have heinous chopstick manners.

Gabe prepares to eat a combo with meat at Alexi’s Greek Cafe in Hillcrest.  Ariel insists that Gabe IS a combo with meat.

Gabe prepares to eat a combo with meat at Alexi’s Greek Cafe in Hillcrest. Ariel insists that Gabe IS a combo with meat.

Gabe’s drinking a champagne cocktail and waiting for his fillet mignon at Albie’s Beef Inn.

Gabe’s drinking a champagne cocktail and waiting for his fillet mignon at Albie’s Beef Inn.

Gabe is about to eat the BBQ beef brisket at The Oinkster and a straw-basil-lemon slushy, and he’s very confused about my request that he put on his “sassy face”.

Gabe is about to eat the BBQ beef brisket at The Oinkster and a straw-basil-lemon slushy, and he’s very confused about my request that he put on his “sassy face”.

Gabe eats a jalapeño, pineapple, and pepperoni pizza while we get drunk and watch G.I. Joe: Retaliation.  I had to tell him to be quiet so many times.  He told me, “Fuck your neighbors!”

Gabe eats a jalapeño, pineapple, and pepperoni pizza while we get drunk and watch G.I. Joe: Retaliation. I had to tell him to be quiet so many times. He told me, “Fuck your neighbors!”

Gabe eats chicken katsudon at Atch Kotch. Nom nom nom

Gabe eats a bowl of stuff from Shop House while discussing crazy celebrities after watching The Edge of Tomorrow and discovering that it wasn’t overly Tom Cruise-y.

Gabe eats a bowl of stuff from Shop House while discussing crazy celebrities after watching The Edge of Tomorrow and discovering that it wasn’t overly Tom Cruise-y.

Gabe is eating tenshin chahan and arguing with me about Rocky IV being a good movie, and he needs to shut his filthy whore mouth because Rocky IV is a fucking excellent movie and he’s fucking wrong, okay? Also, I saw Dolph Lundgren AND met my favorite webcomic artist in the same night and everything is awesome. And Gabe sucks.

Gabe is eating tenshin chahan and arguing with me about Rocky IV being a good movie, and he needs to shut his filthy whore mouth because Rocky IV is a fucking excellent movie and he’s fucking wrong, okay? Also, I saw Dolph Lundgren AND met my favorite webcomic artist in the same night and everything is awesome. And Gabe sucks.