Gabe eats fried noodles with crab (extra spicy) at Ocha while telling me about an assassin conspiracy theory article he read a long time ago on rotten.com.

Omg.

Omg.

Gabe eats fish tacos and has a Velvet Margarita at the Velvet Margarita.

Gabe eats fish tacos and has a Velvet Margarita at the Velvet Margarita.

Gabe drinks a root beer while waiting for his sausage pizza at Stella Barra and talks about how greed, boners, and power are people’s primary motivations.  He’s really excited about this.  Hoooo boooyyyy.

Gabe drinks a root beer while waiting for his sausage pizza at Stella Barra and talks about how greed, boners, and power are people’s primary motivations. He’s really excited about this. Hoooo boooyyyy.

Gabe eats a BYOO at The Corner while lamenting the lack of more sensitive scenarios in the Modern Warfare and Call of Duty series.  He really would like to spend the last segment of a game escaping Saigon at its fall.

Gabe eats a BYOO at The Corner while lamenting the lack of more sensitive scenarios in the Modern Warfare and Call of Duty series. He really would like to spend the last segment of a game escaping Saigon at its fall.

Gabe eats chicken katsudon at Atch Kotch and does not look forward to being at work at 5am tomorrow.

Gabe eats chicken katsudon at Atch Kotch and does not look forward to being at work at 5am tomorrow.

Gabe eats a BYO omelet at The Corner.  Yes, it has been 14 hours since we were last here, but we like this place, and Gabe is trying some new hot sauce they are serving.  Good morning, Gabe!

Gabe eats a BYO omelet at The Corner. Yes, it has been 14 hours since we were last here, but we like this place, and Gabe is trying some new hot sauce they are serving. Good morning, Gabe!

Gabe eats a People’s Burger at The Corner while telling me about his day working at the LA county coroner’s office.  Today, he had to pick up a homicide from a crime scene.  Yesterday, he got to hold a freshly removed brain.

Gabe eats a People’s Burger at The Corner while telling me about his day working at the LA county coroner’s office. Today, he had to pick up a homicide from a crime scene. Yesterday, he got to hold a freshly removed brain.

Gabe eats celebratory Thai food on his first day of work at the LA county coroner’s office. Fried noodle with crab. Extra spicy.

Gabe eats a 12 oz fillet mignon at Musso and Frank’s and gives me the sexy brow for his birthday.