Gabe eats a wild boar sausage at Rosamunde Sausage Grill in Oakland. Gabe says it’s “pretty good”.

Gabe eats the Hollywood omelet at The Corner while delivering a passionate monologue about how annoyed he is with animal rescue efforts on Facebook. “While you posted that, hundreds of other animals were killed in the shelter. Why is that one so special?” Deep thoughts, Gabe.

Gabe eats a latin omelet while nursing his hangover at The Corner.

Gabe Martinez has a pastrami Rachel from The Schmuck With A Truck. Here, he has been capture groaning in pleasure and moaning, “OH GOD THIS IS SHO FUCKING GOOD!”

Martinez basks in the disgusting glory of unagi sushi at Kabuki, which we may never return to due to shoddy quality. Our server has a tattoo of Korea on his arm, though.

Gabe is delighted to hear about the club performance experiences of the people behind him as he eats his tenshin chahan at Kouraku.

Gabe eats silkworm soup at Dan Sung Sa in K-Town. It tastes like cow tongue, which I don’t like.

Gabe Martinez devours his People’s Burger at The Corner while explaining why he wants Fred Phelps to have a cybernetic body and live forever.

Gabe prefers to look like a homicidal maniac while eating his tenshin chahan at Kouraku this evening. Frankly, it kind of creeps me out.

Happy Martinez has The Stubby while listening to men who clearly think they’re in a gangster movie at Roscoe’s Chicken And Waffles.