Gabe is about to eat the BBQ beef brisket at The Oinkster and a straw-basil-lemon slushy, and he’s very confused about my request that he put on his “sassy face”.
Gabe eats a jalapeño, pineapple, and pepperoni pizza while we get drunk and watch G.I. Joe: Retaliation. I had to tell him to be quiet so many times. He told me, “Fuck your neighbors!”
Gabe eats a bowl of stuff from Shop House while discussing crazy celebrities after watching The Edge of Tomorrow and discovering that it wasn’t overly Tom Cruise-y.
Gabe is eating tenshin chahan and arguing with me about Rocky IV being a good movie, and he needs to shut his filthy whore mouth because Rocky IV is a fucking excellent movie and he’s fucking wrong, okay? Also, I saw Dolph Lundgren AND met my favorite webcomic artist in the same night and everything is awesome. And Gabe sucks.
Gabe fondly summarizes a recent History of Byzantium podcast as he eats a Big Boy omelet at The Corner.
Gabe eats pad kee mao (spicy) at Sanamluang while I berate him for looking too handsome without permission.
Gabe eats chicken vindaloo at Crown of India while listening to a table of heretics talk shit about Stanley Kubrick.